Chartreuse Review

We’re having a raunchy picnic to start in this episode, with a dessert of learning about our colors. We also finally learn about something new that’s changed in Simmons’ life. This week for Tell Me About It, we talk about the album Government Plates by Death Grips. Stay tuned next week for Simmon’s review of Blue Jam by Chris Morris. There are also a couple ads we’ve listed below: A PSA about rambling, Donkey Kong Church, and the ET Phone Home Phone. There’s a little bit of gaming on the mind this episode, and we’ve been tinkering with the idea of a gaming segment for the future. To wrap it all up we get some Yahoo answers in, and bask in the sun-soaked replies of the every-man.

As always, thank you everybody who listens! We joke about it often, but we really do appreciate your support.

Ads featured in the episode

PSA about rambling

Donkey Kong Church

E.T. Phone Home Phone

Too Pleasant To Listen To

Hey, this episode’s a real “touchdown”!! That’s right, this episode is the “big ball game” special, and it’s jam-packed with “extra points”!! We discuss why Captain William Shatner (kind of the “quarterback” of the ship) is an absolute maniac in this episode’s Tell Me About It on Wrath of Khan. Then, we get into the big-time “fumble” of suicide-themed marketing!! Finally, you’ll find out which of the boys would die for his pets when we “interception(??)” our way into the Yahoo! Answers. Boy, listening to this one will be a “hole-in-one”!!

Our sponsors this week:

Loose Juice


British Teens React to Garfield and Friends

The Cry Laugh Emoji Podcast welcomes you to 2019! We’ve got a healthy hour and a half of gags, goofs, reviews and Yahoo! Answers for your listening pleasure.

This week on our review segment Tell Me About It, we cover the Marblelympics 2018. Quickly it became one of our favorites. You can definitely expect some coverage of the Marblelympics 2019.

Before topping it all of with some great Yahoo! Answers questions like “Do gamers deserve the death penalty?”, we’ve also got a few ads for you:

Courage Cologne

Wells Fargo

Stay tuned next time as Simmons is giving his impression of the movie Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan

Mike check!

Welcome back Crybabies! Ryan and I have tried many times to record with our college bestie Mike Pass. We finally got an episode that withstood the trials of luck and technical ineptitude. We do a spOoOoOoOoky Halloween/Witch Tell Me About it review in this episode: Mary and the Witches Flower, and a smaller side-review of Little Witch Academia. We’ve got some great ads, and a few not-so-great Yahoo Answers, but hop aboard as we travel down a Christmas-laced episode of Santa’s favorite podcast: CryLaughEmoji!


Live ads by Mike Pass

Starbuckss – Crackachino (Appears at 8 minutes and 42 seconds)

Nutcracker in Space (Appears at 34 minutes and 36 seconds)

Mark’s Secret Ad Copy – Cigarettes

Silly Steve’s Store: Train Man

Stay tuned for next week’s review: The 2018 Marblelympics 

Computrella, My Heart Goes Out To Thee!

Not gonna lie, this one’s kind of low-energy, folks. But we do have some good conversations about fast food, Alvin & The Chipmunks, and bitcorns. Plus, Mark shares his delicious peach pie recipe! Mmm, mmm. Kind of a food & drink heavy episode now that I think about it. We also discuss the 1982 movie The Thing and go over some real bummer Yahoo! Answers. Turns out it’s getting pretty bleak out there online these days. Luckily, you know just how to combat that, dear listener – by listening to the most uplifting podcast in the game! (Ours.)

Our sponsors this week:

Princess Unicorn’s Tea Party Bash

Space Beer

Peanut Butter Jar

Well, well, well, look what we have here – another instant classic podcast episode. This time, our friend Kyle Meltzer joins us and we kick things off by discussing our recent trip to Hawaii and how we almost got seriously injured there. Then we move on to Mark’s review of the indie RPG “Donut County”, which you might have recognized from our Twitch stream if any of you charlatans had bothered to tune in. Then, Kyle lets us in on his plans for his Halloween costume this year, as well as his greatest hits from years past. Finally, the boys dive in to some extra-dirty Yahoo Answers – we’re talkin’ wee-wees and anuses, people.

Our sponsors this week:

Joe’s Coffee


Pet ‘Em If You Got ‘Em!

We of course would be talking about no other animal than the domestic cat, seeing as how it is the preferred domesticated animal  and I’m certain no one would disagree. Joined by our music man Tony Camponovo, in this episode we get yet another chance to reflect on the outstanding career of famous baseball player Garth Brooks. However, a few of you may recognize him from his venture into music as his alias Chris Gaines. We also take turns sharing some of our first concerts and some of our favorite music.  Have you ever thought about doing a weed? Well you’ll think again when you hear real accounts from real people about how smonking a doink will actually plague its victim with visions of death! But then again, maybe thats okay every once in a blue moon.. Has anyone here had a paranormal experience with a poltergeist? Did you ever consider that it could actually just be the ghost of a monkey, doing monkey things? Dive deep with us when we discuss life after death, philosophy and….tarot? Of course no Cry Laugh Emoji cast would be complete without your daily dose of politics and other non-comedic topics. Good  morrow loyal subjects!

Garth Brooks remix:

Sega Genesis Mix:

Gucci Gang

After a short hiatus, the Cry Laugh boys are back! This is a special episode, with 4 pre-made ads (links below). The boys are finally getting paid for their hard work on this fresh copy.  The Tell Me About It for this week is the movie “Tank Girl” and there are plenty of great Yahoo questions like, “How to be a better fish ?”, and how to raise a Poliwag effectively. Check it out!

Here are the ads from the episode:


Farts PSA



Word To Your Mother(‘s Day)

   America’s beloved funny-boys finally make their return with the long-awaited-although-belated Mother’s Day special! The boys discuss their favorite fictional moms from television and give their advice on which cheese varieties would also make for the best baby names. A mother’s favorite sophisticated beverage, Canada Dry makes their Cry Laugh debut as our featured sponsor this time around. Of course every mother knows that no episode is complete without a heapin’ serving of those Yahoo!Answers, so make sure to tune in and get your healthy dose!

The wifi password is: SherryThatCrazyHoe

Now with more New Logo™!

Great-great-great-great-grandpappy Simmons once said “If you really love your friends, don’t make them be on your podcast.” And, to go completely against that, welcome to another podcast episode! For Tell Me About It: we talk about the movie Annihilation. The Rankboys (of 0-10, not smell) bring it out with beverages for a very general top 3. Also, Mark gives a quick review of a relaxing beverage called “Sippin’ Syrup”. (5 flavors available for relaxation here: This is a very liquid-heavy episode.

It’s a big hit with us, so you’re forced to listen to it until we stop! That’s right Dr. Mark and Simmons have plenty of great questions from Yahoo! Answers. We begin answering the questions in this one, so help us god.