But The Prize Is Insanity

In this episode the boys discuss eclipse survival tips, what they would do if they won the lottery, and the lone release from the mysterious Chris Gaines. We’re trying to catch up to episodes that aren’t so outdated but yeah this was recorded before the eclipse. The laughs, however, are timeless. RIP Master Ryoshi.

Three Guys Walk Into A Bar…

Cry Laugh Emoji is BACK with an episode that we recorded like a month ago. Remember Charlottesville? This was like right after that so we talk about that and a bunch of other depressing news that happened around that time. We also wade into the cesspool that is dorkly.com and review the Migos mixtape Y.R.N. (Young Rich Niggas). Let this episode take you to the promised….LAN?!?!?!

10% Human Flesh

Much like the Legolas Fan Club official forums, the boys are discussing Archer in this one. Specifically, the most recent season that takes place almost entirely in the coma dream of the title character. Plus, we create a brand new repeat segment by accident because we didn’t realize we had already done it before until like halfway through doing it again. And Ryan plays a game of Would You Rather that’s NOT for the faint of heart. Ummm, hell, I’d rather not??

Globetrotting like Curly

Another riveting episode of tall jokes, Simmons acting out a Calvin and Hobbes skit, Simmons trashing on the band Instant Death, vacations, beer, museums, and just a bunch of nonsense. Archer season 8 is in the review works for next week, and there’s plenty of other dumb stuff we are so used to talking about. Enjoy!

Thinking About Thinking

The bad boys of ‘castin’ are back at it again! On today’s episode we discuss Bill Burr’s animated show “F Is For Family” and play a rousing round of Introvert Bingo! We also talk about the app that really puts the “app” in application, those fine folks at Uber! Do things get a bit “adorkable”, perhaps? No.

Check out introvert bingo here.